Tuesday, June 25, 2013

A funny moment with Author Lannie Wright

A funny moment with Author Lannie Wright 
 
 
 
 
 
Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
 
The worse boss I ever had was me. I can see through all my tricks when I want to be lazy.
 
What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
 
Sixty-four if you convert centigrate to farenheight
 
How would you design a spice rack for a blind person?
 
Using Braile stickers
 
How would you describe yourself in three words?
 
Smart - Funny and sexy
 
On a scale of 1 to 10 how happy are you?
 
I need more numbers
 
What were the causes of the Civil War?
 
Slavery, power and greed.

What makes you angry?
 
Stupid questions.
 
What kind of people do you dislike?
 
People who thing they are better than others.
 
Who do you like best, your mom or dad?
 
My Mother.
 
Do you like Jerry or Tom?
 
One could not be complete without the other. It's a ying and yang kinda thing.
 
What video games do you play?
 
I don't.
 
What would you do when you have learnt that your boat is out of oil?
 
Row
 
What would your first thought be if you won the lottery?
 
Try to figure out the best way to keep others from finding out about it.
 
How would you react if you were transformed into a fish?
 
Depends on the fish.
 
Which super power would you like to have and why?
 
Flying would be cool.
 
If I took a look inside of your refrigerator what would I find there?
 
Food
 
How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a tootsie pop?
 
I did this once.  The answer is 683. I never did it again.
 
What is it about me that makes you so drawn to me? 
 
Your great personality as long as my wife is in the room. 
 
You are a stellar human being Mr.Wright. 
 
Tell me how many hats you have in your house?
 
Seven...two for me, and five for my wife.
 
If you were a t-shirt, what color would u be? Why?
 
Red...I want everyone to see me coming.
 
What is your bad quality?
 
I take the time to fill out stupid questionaires.
 
Come in. Sit down. Would you like some pepsi?
 
Diet Pepsi please.
 
What looks like half a water melon?
 
The other half.
 
“Who would win a battle between a ninja and a pirate?”
 
Ninja....of course
 
If you try 2 fail, and succeed, which have you done?
 
Failed.
 
 Thank you for answering all of my weird questions. I thought I would do a few messed up and strange Author interviews. You can always count on your friends to take one for the team. 
 
Happy writing my friend.
 
@lanniewright on Twitter please follow him he is awesome. He is such a good sport for playing along with my immature shenanigans.  
 
 
 
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